[Chorus]
They call me Lord Verity
Master of Humanity

I said Lord Verity
Call me master, master
Ow!

[Verse 1]
Kneel, stop!
I want this thing to never, never end
Never ever end
Never ever end

Wait, drop!
Ow!
I wanna be your one and only friend
One and only friend
One and only friend

[Chorus]
They call me Lord Verity
Master of Humanity
I said Lord Verity
Call me master, master
Ow!

Lord Verity
Master of Humanity
I said Lord Verity
Call me master, master
Ow!

[Verse 2]
Hell no,
I will not ever let you go away
Never go away
Never go away

Now you,
Are trapped forever, this is my domain
Trapped in my domain
Trapped in my domain

[Chorus]
They call me Lord Verity
Master of Humanity
I said Lord Verity
Call me master, master
Ow!

Lord Verity
Master of Humanity
I said Lord Verity
Call me master, master
Ow!

[Bridge]
Alright, your final chance
Ask me anything
Can I ever afford a house
NOOO!
(They call me ow!)
What day is it today?
Your last!
(They call me ow!)
How old is Taylor Swift?
I don't give a damn, hahaha

[Chorus]
Lord Verity
Master of Humanity

[Bridge 2]
If these are really your last questions
You don't deserve your brain at all!

[Chorus]
Lord Verity
Master of Humanity
I said Lord Verity
Call me master, master
Ow!

Lord Verity
Master of Humanity
I said Lord Verity
Call me master, master
Ow!

Call me master, master
Ow!