Just who the hell do you think you are
I pay the light bill in this bar
Hey, whatcha mean you gonna cut me off
Just shut up and give me that beer I bought
I got no idea who took my keys
Or who put this lipstick on my cheek
I know I might come off whiskey bent
You're probably thinking I'm three sheets to the wind

But, I ain't as think as you drunk I am
Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans
No, I can't say my C-B-A's
But I can sing ya every song that jukebox plays
And I know I can't stand or sit
But if I was hammered, could I dance like this
Might have a cold one in each hand
But I ain't as think as you drunk I am

Honey, to be honest, I've had me a few
I mighta danced with a cowgirl or two
I mighta left my left boot at the bar
You mighta seen me laying out in the yard

But I ain't as think as you drunk I am
Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans
No, I can't say my C-B-As
But I can sing ya every song that jukebox plays
And I know I can't stand or sit
But if I was hammered, could I dance like this
Might have a cold one in each hand
But I ain't as think as you drunk I am

Well, I mighta started drinking at noon
But this honky-tonk don't close till 2

And I ain't as think as you drunk I am
Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans
No, I can't say my C-B-As
But I can sing ya every song that jukebox plays
And I know I can't stand for shit
But if I was wasted, could I dance like this
Might have a cold one in each hand
But I ain't as think as you drunk I am

Might have a cold one in all three hands
I ain't as think as you drunk I am

May not be good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was

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"Bringing back good music videos, not a lot of people do it like this anymore"

"THIS IS GENIUS 🎉 every detail: the old lady, lost Boot, bed of cans, the riding mower, CARL THE COWBOY CORG & Toby Keith what a banger. Best Music video ever. Can't stop watching it. YOU NEED A TROPHY 🏆"

"Love the George jones reference and the Toby Keith one too"

"the bartender's facial expression at the very beginning, f***ing priceless. lmao"

"The dance scene where the cop pulled Riley over, so funny and I’m sure things like that really happen."

"cheers to 15 years without a drop of alcohol. As funny as this is, it hits home in a different way to someone who used to be like this every other day."

"Haven’t seen a music video this good in a LONG time."

"This brought back so much Toby Keith nostalgia you have no idea. Like i never missed an old friend"

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